Israeled

When a country is in need of technical assistance often for the purpose of saving lives Israel will dispatch specialized help in order to aid them

Turkey was Israeled last July when The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Homefront Command dispatched the 150-person search-and-rescue team to Adana to help rescue and assist earthquake victims there.

by justahappyguy June 3, 2024

Israeled

The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.

We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.

by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024

Israelolatry

The affection or devotional veneration to the modern day israeli state and Zionist agenda, as a non-neogtiable pre-requisite for Biblical interpretation

I.e., "this new peer-reviewed book shows the apparent bias towards Israelolatry"

by Urbanshmity June 6, 2024

Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024

Israel

When you borrow someones property in order to claim it as your own

My sister Israeled my charger

by iDontTrustYou June 10, 2024

Israfend

when a country defends itself from aggression by a ruthless enemy.

During WWII Britain israfended itself against the Nazis, as did the Allies later in the war. And they were successful.

by Uruth June 10, 2024

Israel

When you claim someone's rightful property as yours

Oh no! Benjamin just israeled my child!

by banjana June 11, 2024