Garcing

The act of performing oral sex on one's self.

Steve: Dude, I caught Matt garcing the other day.

Mike: Wow dude that's a lil impressive.

by vasodys July 16, 2016

garcing

The act of a man performing fellatio on his own penis. where the man is thrusting his penis into his own throat.
"garc garc garc" - garcing
by Reina Scully March 22, 2016

The man was so well endowed I doubt he'd have to be that flexible to garc.

He shouldn't have to be garcing every night. I'm sure a nice girl will want to gark on his knob if he would go out with us.

by Ext 456 July 15, 2016

Gaffin'

When someone absolute just chats shut about you or your fam or they're talking absolute bollocks!!

Explains Gaffin'
Dan - " OI you are a right walker!! "
Josh - "Wat you gaffn' mate!!"

by Sickmynan June 19, 2017

gardintærten

Danish slang for vagina. Introduced by Latterbryggerne.dk

"Hun havde meget ondt i gardintærten, hvorfor hun også søgte læge."

by Latterbryggerne July 13, 2017

garfunkly

When someone just smells or looks garfunkly

Hey! Have you noticed She is kinda garfunkly today?

by Cuckfollower69 August 13, 2017

Garfunkle

Something to say when some shit confuses you. When the confusion hits

“Brooo if you hit yourself and it hurts are you strong or are you weak??”
“GARFUNKLE!”

by Garfunkle Queen August 26, 2017

gardini

A friend-mom that is your daughter and husband at the same time

A: gardini I need more food
B: bitch do it yourself

A: divorce

by PotatoArt February 20, 2018