Goons

Group of people that will do whatever they can to keep people up at night.

Last night at the sleepover I got woken up by the blue pants and the goons

by Fat Perez January 14, 2025

Goonsaustion

Gooning to the point of unconsciousness

"that motherfucker was goonin so long he done got Goonsaustion"

by PotassiumTG92 January 29, 2026

Goobs

Goobs (noun)

A preworkout gummy that turns “I’ll go tomorrow” into “more weight”

The snack sized dose of energy you take when you want to feel locked in without dry-scooping mystery powder like a medieval peasant.

A small chewy object with an unfair amount of gym motivation inside.

Popped some Goobs, now my skittles are organized by color

by JimmyLola February 4, 2026

goohnjubai

a derogatory slur used to describe indian people who excessively goohn

i went to india and saw so many goohnjubais!

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

Goonspel

The text/Scripture of the religion, goonology. The book that summarizes and teaches goonology and helps all gooners excel in gooning

"yo bro, I just got the goonspel. I'm going to study it tonight to learn more about goonology."

by TheGreatGooner March 4, 2025

goobsicle

An ever sillier goose than a goober. They tend to have less social anxiety and are not afraid to be a nuisance in public. (Typically used as a replacement for more vulgar words and slurs)

Dude he is so embarrassing when I go out with him, he acts like such a goobsicle

by KyaniteMello March 5, 2025

GOONSIAH

A SICK, FREAKY GUY THAT PRETENDS TO BE ZESTY.

MAN, GOONSIAH HAS TO BE THE FREAKIEST IN THE OFFICE.

by GOONIEL March 7, 2025