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Definitions by JimmyLola

Goobs (noun)

A preworkout gummy that turns “I’ll go tomorrow” into “more weight”

The snack sized dose of energy you take when you want to feel locked in without dry-scooping mystery powder like a medieval peasant.

A small chewy object with an unfair amount of gym motivation inside.
Popped some Goobs, now my skittles are organized by color
Goobs by JimmyLola February 4, 2026