Crotch nits 

The crabs of the pants

Hey mate, I'm really itchy down there. Must have got the crotch nits"

Crotch nits by MableDoris August 5, 2017

Crotch googling 

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact

Are you crotch googling that under there?

Crotch googling by Clevering January 9, 2018

crotch clipper 

Bodysuit. Adult onesie

Becky asked Marcus, “do you like my crotch clipper I’m wearing?”

crotch clipper by Christanka October 16, 2019

Crotch Top 

Similar to a crop top, it is a pair of shorts that have been manipulated to be high enough, so that user’s testicles hang out of one side.

Omg, did you see Joey’s crotch top today? His balls are so hairy.

Crotch Top by Vaginal Hook January 17, 2020

Crotch Launcher 

A whore; A woman who launches her pussy like a rocket launcher launches rockets!

Better buy an STD test, I heard that girl’s a real crotch launcher!

Crotch Launcher by The Naked Unicorn May 5, 2021

Crotch blotch 

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”

Crotch blotch by HaGumby April 30, 2022

crotch rocket

chick magnet that is a motorcycle

yo that crotch rocket gets so many bitches !!!

crotch rocket by r1riderz April 4, 2003