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lane cook 

A very condescending asshole. Who just wants to kill people for a living and not give a shit why. He likes sucking his own cock and pretending like he's ever had sex with a female that doesn't have an infected vagina. He likes to make friends with people that are less powerful than him so that he can always have someone to put down and increase his own self esteem even though people still view him as a giant dick. And... he is most likely going to admit to being gay when he joins the military and want to join a broadway musical.

If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.
"I cant wait to masturbate when I get home. Then go pick on some little kids to make my self feel better." "Dude, dont be such a lane cook!"
lane cook by bhaught98 November 5, 2013
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Dane Cook 

One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.
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dane cook receiver 

noun;

In sexual intercourse a woman that keeps wanting to talk

about her day and is not focusing on doing a good job
"Hey Rick how was your new g.f"
"well i got a damn dane cook receiver.
Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.
Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.
mark cook by Scandalouspoop October 11, 2016

sam cook 

Mom: We are going to Idaho!
Son: Maybe I'll see Sam Cook!
Mom: Make sure you hide your shit!

Dalvin Cook

Easily the best running back Minnesota has had since Adrian Peterson left town
Draft this man in the first round ALWAYS
My dad passed on Dalvin Cook in the first round to get Mahomes. Not bad, but you could have had DALVIN
Dalvin Cook by ChexManiac September 11, 2021

Mrs Cook 

Fucking twat RS jesus that loves sex bcos she is a slut
Mrs Cook: JESUS GO DEEPER UNG YEAH DADDY
Mrs Cook by Meek9 March 22, 2022