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rj colon

A total fatass douchebag aka a fat penguin that waddles down hallways.
by rj colon December 13, 2016
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coldone

hey jimmy go to the fridge and fetch me a coldone.
by Chong December 21, 2003
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Colonial Middle School

A Middle School in Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania. Everybody is 90% sure that they all have a massive orgy on a PLT day. The assistant principles inicials is P.F. Chang. The place is littered with legging wearing, Starbucks drinking, Apple drone, ugg boot, self centered melodramatic teenage girls and NIKE wearing wannabe athletes with really shitty haircuts and poor communication skills. Cesspool of shit, but hey, At least it aint in Philadelphia.
"Ever Wondered what Adolf Hitler and a banchi would make?"

"Colonial Middle School"
by Cockmeat Hoagie October 11, 2015
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Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.
"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."
by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020
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noobist colony

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.
by toxic540 September 5, 2005
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Nomadic Colon

Nomadic colons are people who travel to restrooms outside of their work area (past the closest restroom) to utilize a restroom commonly used by another work group or on another floor.

The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons.

The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.
Oh, man! Some nomadic colon stunk the rest room on our floor!

I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.
by The Pirate of Pissants April 12, 2006
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Swiss colony beef log

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!
by symple jack April 1, 2009
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