Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 9, 2012

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Colin-oscopy

n. When an English teacher named Colin grades an essay harshly.

Damn, Mr. Steigleder gave me a routine Colin-oscopy on my Junior Thesis paper.

by Purell444 January 22, 2014

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Colin, Colin is an amazing person with a great personality, but is quite insane and will make you bleed when messing with him, he has a hard shell and soft vented whence you meet him you’ll forgot you didn’t even know him, has an amazing musical talent most likely rock n roll instruments and has the ability to make you go from laughing to crying. Colin is absolutely beautiful and never admits it always saying they’re ugly, blue eyes and brown hair will stick by your side when needed, talks to friends but shy around others, he’s not the person you want to mess with and if you cross straws and tick him off, remember to run or bleed

Person 1: why are you in hospital?
Person 2: I made fun of Colin
Person 1: make sense

by Theboyes August 3, 2018

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colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.

Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

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Feral Colon

An un-controllable need to take a dump, or the act of soiling ones self. Also known as irritable bowel.

(A) Hey man, did you see that guy shit himself?

(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!

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"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"

by smittyj August 5, 2008

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