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A wrestling maneuver whereas the performer of the move places his opponents jaw or throat on his shoulder and pulls downward, resulting in the performers buttox hitting the ground and the victims jaw or throat receiving a damaging impact. Also known as the "Ace Crusher", "The Last Dance" or a modified jawbreaker.
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Get the cry cold mug.A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.
Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)
This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.
Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)
This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.
Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.
Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
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