clyde

the name of the discord logo
usually the name of a prick or a 70 years old zoophile pedophile

noun,
"clyde" is a prick

by naaya_n November 29, 2023

crytearya

Da "measures 'n' degrees" of da unique circumstances in a particular situation, with regards to whether copiously-streaming eyes are warranted.

In Lewis Carrol's poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter", da "flippered finagler" pretended to appropriately react --- i.e., have rivers of saline-solution cascading down his cheeks --- to his and his wood-and-nails-fabricator-buddy's eating da oysters, but --- though da situation did indeed have ample "crytearya" to warrant said blubbery reaction --- his apparent soul-wrenching sorrow was actually all just so much shamelessly-fake posturing... just like da Carpenter, he absolutely loved chowing down on said luscious delicacies, and so he didn't truly feel even one bit genuinely sorry for what he was doing.

by QuacksO April 10, 2024

Clyde padial

I FUCKING LOVE CRUDE OIL

Clyde Padial be wanking and shmanking it

by crude_oil69 June 7, 2024

clydewank

having a wank into the river Clyde in Glasgow

"Oh man did you hear that Brodie had a Clydewank?"

by Manbilly999 January 10, 2025

Clyde

That online best friend you can't confess to, though you wish to. You talk to him everyday and you make romantic jokes with eachother, and he says he's half serious about it but you don't know if he likes you or not.

Clyde is an amazing guy!

by Not Worth It. January 30, 2025

Clydemax

To excel at everything you do, whether that be work, school, or fornicating with bugs.

Your Friend: Man, I'm Really doing well in my career.
You: Dude, you're really Clydemaxxing!
Your Friend: wtf
You: Also I left my wife for a bug lady.

by Pizzanator6000 April 23, 2025

Cliterately

When something is clearly and literally obvious

She needs to break up with that guy.

I know, she cliterately needs to.

by KissMeKimberly August 15, 2025