california carbonara

when you cum on a girl's hemorrhoids

I was into it with Debbie last night, real deep, let me california carbonara her!

by skwurllll November 10, 2021

Carbon copies

a derogatory term used by old wasp women to describe a group of black children, noting the uniform appearance and dark color of their skin, 'as if they were carbon paper duplicates'.

Look at all those little carbon copies! I'm glad that isnt my store.

by rrtesa October 31, 2010

Carbondale

A city in Kansas approximately 11 miles south of Topeka. Known for its cafe, brothels and strip clubs. Hometown for the majority of the cocktail waitresses in the city of Topeka, leading the towns of Mayetta and Hoyt by a narrow margin.

Bar hopper #1: Not much action in Topeka tonight, huh?
Bar hopper #2: Yeah, if we don't get lucky soon, we might as well head for Carbondale.

by TopekaNiteLife May 21, 2010

Carb-o-fabulous

A meal that includes more than your *mAgIc* number of daily carbs.

most often found in potatoes

That potato soup was carb-o-fabulous

by Katie Fili June 21, 2004

carb

1) short for carbohydrate
2) an person who is a complete idiot.

1) Want a bagel? No, I'm on a low carb diet, bitch.
2) Man, you're such a carb.

by Anonymous November 3, 2004

carboner

An erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.

Hey Mitch, did you see that Bugatti Veyron?" "Hell yeah, it gave me a carboner!

by hughjeffincok January 24, 2011

carberry

When taking a long roadtrip where bathrooms are unavailable, a carberry is a poop taken by a passenger or driver, often in a bag or empty disposable coffee cup to be disposed of discretely at the next truck stop.

Person A: "Dude, Mike dropped a wicked carberry on the way to Denver. It stank for like, an hour before we found a truck stop to drop it at..."
Person B: "That's why burritos are not road food bro..."

by bajada23 September 26, 2017