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Clarb by CeliaWilliams & Kamara Dowling May 9, 2022
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Carbona Not Glue
Carbona Not Glue by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021
Fecal Carbonation
The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!
My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013
Carbondale Cougar
A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:
Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009
Carbon Credits
A SCHEME and a SCAM.
A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.
A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.
A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?
Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
Carbon Credits by Eddy August 5, 2007
carbidue
Leftover bread, sweets, chips, fries, etc. that someone on a low-carb diet leaves behind after eating only the meat from a restaurant meal.
That guy must be on a low-carb diet; his floorboard is covered in carbidue from his fast-food lunches.