perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 30, 2023

Watch me Clutch

It is said in a video game, where a person who is gonna clutch the game, but fails miserably

Gamer 1 : Bro watch me clutch this
Gamer 2: Bet
Gamer 1 : *Gets obliterated*

by SkadialForeheadMan November 21, 2021

Rescued clothing and Clutter

Unique treasures found across the globe that are waiting for a new home at the Hen House Thrift Boutique at 7 E Main st in Evansville Wi . From flannels, dresses and other clothing to one of a kind Knick knacks, the Hen House has an endless supply of fun finds for you and your home.

I can’t believe the amount of rescued clothing and clutter I found at the Hen House Thrift Boutique

by Big deal daddy August 24, 2023

clutterbuck

Slang for a female mammals reproductive organ.

Hey, get your hand off my cluuterbuck!
I was scrubbin your mom's clutterbuck for hours.

by Benjamin the juicer January 12, 2006

clutch

Adjective: Used to describe something that is really great or interesting by someone who is actually not cool at all and has no idea.

Noun: Sometimes used as a noun by someone who doesn't understand its meaning.

This word is often forced into conversation in an attempt to make it popular.

"That basketball game was so clutch."

or

"We should go downtown tonight, it would be totally clutch."

by Jon Lawhorn February 8, 2010

Clutch

When you force your only last squadmate alive to carry you in a match because you are an incompetent teammate.

"OMG MY TEAMMATE CLUTCHED," said P e d r o.

by coolboi_lol January 26, 2021

riding the clutch

To be engaged in the act of spanking the monkey or flicking the bean, at a level of arousal just fractionally below that required for climax, for an extended period of time.

Phone call
Cindy - Hey babe, what you doing?
Shane - Just riding the clutch baby, so I can give you a pearl necklace when you get in.
Cindy - Oh you do spoil me Shane, am running home now, bye

by Brucey Big Bonus May 12, 2017