Balkan wheel alignment

A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.

Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.

by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025

Balkan rebirth

A sexual act where you buy a toy doll and shove it into the vagina, hence the reburth

I want to try something new tonight, it's called the balkan rebirth

by Jitward December 21, 2025

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014

competitive balance

Competitive balance is a concept used for good game making in multiplayer, player versus player games where different characters have different stats.

Basically, no single character type will be better than the other character types.

So if the character types are warrior, archer, and mage, a game that maintains competitive balance will have archers beat mages, mages beat warriors, and warriors beat archers for example.

Note that this is a generalized concept. An archer could theoretically beat a warrior in a fight in the above example, but generally, warriors will have the advantage over archers.

Also known as Elemental Rock Paper Scissors when elements are involved.

*Playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl*
"So who are you gonna be?"
"I like Meta Knight. I'm gonna be him."
"Are you crazy? He breaks competitive balance he's so over powered!"

by suntan50 March 30, 2016

Drug Balancing

The act of utilizing various drugs from uppers to downers to balance out how you feel.

Mickey snorted some coke before he went out to gamble. After awhile he felt jittery and needed to do some drug balancing, so he took some Xanax to equalize his feelings.

by Defectedambassadors February 19, 2017

jonas ballandies

faggot in suka language

oi suka blyat jonas ballandies suk dix nahui

by ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz March 22, 2017

air balance

A pseudo-trade that lies only a few steps above sorcery and alcoholism. Your typical air balancer has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.

“This work order looks like creative writing. How do you even balance air? Let’s ask the air balance tech for a walk trough. Has anyone seen him?

by Weirdowithabeardo1111 May 21, 2018