Balancer

(Adjective)
Unable to think clearly, bewildered. Confused
Doesn’t understand the meaning of boundaries and space.

What sort of a balancered person are you
This topic is really balancering

by Lagos22 November 10, 2019

harmonic balancer

The main drive pulley of an engine; mounted on the fromt end of the crankshaft. Harmonic balancers are weighted to keep the crankshaft balance in order to reduce vibration.

Frank: The dang harmonic balancer is frozen to the crankshaft!
Allan: Probably gonna have to use a harmonic balancer puller, Frank.
Frank: Wow! They actually make those?!
Allan: Yep

by Carburetor1963 July 21, 2018

Riot Balance Team

A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.

It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"

"Yasuo Buff" - Riot Balance Team

by S3OXD September 26, 2018

Booty Balance

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.

by Summerbees December 16, 2011

Random crits are fair and balanced

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

by st. ego February 4, 2021

this life no balance at all

Simply means Life ain't fair, That condition wasn't expected.

Tunde: Mings, my girlfriend asked for a break up

Mings: Serious, My guy this life no balance at all.

by SweetMings July 6, 2020

Getting my balance

Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.

This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.

Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!

Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.

by revnorb November 30, 2011