Dick and Dive

The act of a man copulating with a woman and then escaping before she can manipulate him into committing.

"That bitch didn't see it coming when I pulled the ol dick and dive on her."

by John Niggington June 11, 2020

Dick Cheese

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished

Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese

by Gordon Ramsay's dick cheese May 25, 2023

A left on the dick

An ambiguous statement that can be used for multiple situations to describe its awesomeness and or fuckery. Can be used both as a negative or a positive depending on context and inflection.

This food is amazing! You took a left on the dick with this one!

I was so drunk last night, I ended up taking a left on the dick, and threw up all over myself.

We spent the whole day just relaxing on the beach. It was super chill, the day just took a left on the dick.

by Jsanti86 August 9, 2013

Soup Dick

A slang term commonly used in the Portland rocker scene during the '10s meant to describe those with a lack of guts/limp member.

"Grow a pair ya soup dick!"

by SubPop Records November 2, 2014

Peppered dick

Little, itchy/red friction spots around the head and top of the shaft of your penis due to wanking off too much. Also can be on sack

"God my dick is itching and burning so much." "You have a peppered dick man, stop jacking off so much"

by Dickno Dome July 17, 2017

twister dick

When you slam your cock into a chicks mouth and start spinning your cock in her mouth like a tornado

I gave Lisa that twister dick last night!

by Tits67879&3 September 28, 2017

Sandwich Dick

When the scrotum is larger than the shaft and mostly/entirely encases the "fun part" of the genitals.

"His dick is so small" "His balls aren't" "That douchenugget has a sandwich dick"

by Milk Man the Master March 27, 2016