The John Cooper School

A private school in The Woodlands, TX. Students are given outrageous amounts of homework, expected to follow an unattractive dress code, and also to follow several inconvenient and sometimes unnecessary rules.Tuition is very high, and scholarships are difficult as well as general admission tests (although several students clearly bribed their way to admission). A large percentage of students have been brainwashed into believing going to the same school with the same 50-100 classmates per grade for up to 14 years and having no life outside of school is really, really fun.

Student A: I love going to The John Cooper School!

Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.

The John Cooper School by manateeshoppingspree December 16, 2011

Lil John 

A man who,sadly, due to unexplainable circumstances knows only three word of the English language. Those words are "YEAH!","WHAT?" and "OKAAAAAY!". Don't laugh,it's very sad. Although rumours do persist that he can speak fluent Japanese.

10% of all Lil John record sales go towards saving up to buy the poor man some sort of speaking machine. Y'know,like the wheelchair guy. Hopefully after that Lil John will engage in his first actual conversation.

Lil John by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

Long John Snickers 

An alcoholic beverage, served mostly at formal parties

1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars

Dude i had a Long John Snickers last night, it fucked me up.

Long John Snickers by Derkalerk November 23, 2006

wall john 

a wall mounted uranial

be right back i got to use the wall john

wall john by gomer83 May 31, 2007

Philip John Clapp 

The real birth name of Jackass star, Johnny Knoxville. He got his stage name, Johnny Knoxville, from two things. His middle name, John. Also, he was born & raised in Knoxville, Tennessee.

Johnny Knoxville's real name is Philip John Clapp or PJ Clapp.

Philip John Clapp by Cassiestein August 7, 2009

Steve-John 

1.A lude sexual act where a man has sex(doggie style most likely) with a female wearing a snorkel, with her head in the bowl of a toilet. This term can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or any combination of the three.

The man steve-johned that girl!
or Shut up before I steve-john you!

Steve-John by The Steve John August 14, 2009

the John-Jen Syndrome 

A relationship between a man and his twitter account that borders on unhealthy, whereby said man tweets constantly but seems unable to spare his girlfriend one text, despite being able to both tweet and text on his mobile phone.

Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.

My boyfriend just got a twitter account last weekend and now he's suffering from the John-Jen Syndrome! FML

Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?

the John-Jen Syndrome by Nad48 November 23, 2009