Steve-John 

1.A lude sexual act where a man has sex(doggie style most likely) with a female wearing a snorkel, with her head in the bowl of a toilet. This term can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or any combination of the three.

The man steve-johned that girl!
or Shut up before I steve-john you!

Steve-John by The Steve John August 14, 2009

Steve Dennis John Dunlap 

"Guru" of fantasy football

Matt: Should I trade Greg Jennings for better running backs

Rob: Check with Steve Dennis John Dunlap

Steve Dennis John Dunlap by WCH_Live October 14, 2011

Steve Johnson 

A game to which you mail blank post card to a person named Steve Johnson.

Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.

4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year

Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.

Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it

Nancy: Hey dude do you mind if we stop at the post office before we head back home I wanna play Steve Johnson.

Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve

Steve Johnson by notstevejohnson September 22, 2011

Stevie Johnson 

1. Explosive, talented young receiver on the Buffalo Bills. One of the most underrated players in the league, 80+ rec 1000+ rec yds & 10 TD's.

2. Also defined as gettin yours and gettin it in when you have to get your grind on and work for it. Has a rap song named after him written by cousin bay area rapper Ya Boy.

"I'm about my Bills like Stevie Johnson, call my woman throw her back like a quarter option, money on my mind money on my conscious, I'm all about my Bills, I'm on my Stevie Johnson.

Stevie Johnson by Stevie Johnson June 7, 2011