Gum to Tooth Ratio

The ratio of the amount of gum showing relative to the size of teeth when one smiles or opens there mouth.

I was on a date with this chick when she opened her mouth, and there was so much gum there, I couldn't even tell that she had teeth. overall, it was a horrible gum to tooth ratio

by suckmyd May 11, 2012

rim jobing a tooth brush

when your best friend sticks your tooth brush up their butt and then dosnt tell you .

(gigggle giggle) Nikki: "whats so funny "
Ashlyn:"nothing"
Hahnnah: "she rim jobed your tooth brush lol)
(histaricall laughing)
yup "rim jobing a tooth brush"= best prank ever

by assberry January 1, 2012

saber-tooth tigering

Saber-tooth tigering is a step beyond what a cougar does. Instead of a lady in her late 30's/early 40's, its more like a lady in her late 50's/early 60's.

This is a step beyond cougaring, because

This lady is basically a horny old grandma that nails younger men.

Holy shit! Grandma is saber-tooth tigering that groomsman!

by ChrisR1 September 6, 2007

toothbrush

a new masturbation device invented by jenni haynes (best when battery powered)

sticky bristles

by Nick Hogue February 17, 2004

Stink Tooth

1. A tooth that emits a putrid smell. Usually caused by food stuck in a decaying cavity.
2. A common excuse to not kiss your partner.

Man, my stink tooth is really acting up today after that barbeque I ate.

by Your Momma January 27, 2005

Coke and Toothpaste

A game played by two people (generally both male) involving a tube of any brand mint tooth paste and several cans of coke (at least 12). The game is played by first holding a medium amount of toothpaste in your mouth at full strength for as long as you can stand the minty burn. After 20 seconds, you spit it into a cup and take a big swig of Coke. This produces a horrible taste in one's mouth and is the object of the game: Who can last longer with that horrible combination. The winner if the one who does NOT give up.

"Me and Chris played Coke and Toothpaste last night, and screwed up the carpet in his room pretty bad when he puked..."

by Zeto, the DUNE Fanatic May 13, 2005

Persian Tooth Fairy

-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.

Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.

by f'd January 12, 2011