LAS Student

A spoilt guy who is either an alcoholic or a drug addict. An LAS Student is a rich spoilt kid that walks around with Gucci, Supreme, LV, or any other brand that costs more than 20 quid for a bloody hoodie. The guys walk around wiping their asses with Benjamin Franklin's and wearing expensive ass clothes which they'll outgrow in about half a year. Meanwhile, the girls will be either having orgies in the toilets or getting ready to suck a dick that night or hitting on a guy twice their age at a party they were either invited to or crashed.
There goes another LAS girl with a guy twice her age.

See that kid with that Supreme hoodie, must be an LAS Student.

by Kahxoeks November 18, 2018

Student food

Generally shitty easy to make food, like tv dinners or fast food, eaten by students

Student food doesnt taste very good, but it's easy to make

by BoyarBeloved March 15, 2024

student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

Student Spotlight

When a lame not at all funny student is picked out by Jacob Davis and is interviewed to appease the other lame students at Los Osos High

Wow did you see Student Spotlight?
Yeah, I heard the little freshman they interviewed was Jacob Davis biggest fan.
It wasn't very funny

by <3Lex April 30, 2008

Animal student

Want to fuck animals instead of getting life skills

1) Who is that kissing a toucan
2) dont worry about it its an "animal student"

by Hfnskdknf February 9, 2022

Student flu

Going out and drinking Exssesive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

I have a sore throat due to student flu

by Student flu April 20, 2015

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022