Skunky Peaved

The state of being drunk and high at the same time.

I smoked loads then drank loads last night, I was skunky peaved!

by Benjalex July 8, 2009

skunk style

extremely raunchy (doggy style) sex between to people who have not bathed in the past week

guy1: me and guy3 did it skunk style 3 days ago we both stank so bad but i still havent showered
guy2: ugh gross i can tell u smell so bad even actual skunks are keeping their distance
guy1:mmmmm yea lets see how nasty i can get till next time we go skunk style

by stinkyrottenass October 24, 2011

Skunk

V. In the card game Cribbage, to beat an opponent by 31 points; that is, to reach 121 points before one's opponent reaches 91 points, which is worth 2 match points if a tally is being kept. Many cribbage scoreboards have a line drawn between the 90th and 91st hole, marked with an S, and referred to as the "skunk line". Unlike the double-skunk and triple-skunk, which are common unofficial 'house rules', the skunk rule is officially documented.

"Fifteen-two, fifteen-four, two for a pair make six and two runs of three make twelve, and I'm out."

"Well played! And you've skunked me, too! One more game?"

by Shagzter April 28, 2014

Skunk

To eat a shitload of taco bell... thus causing explosive diarrhea... in which you secure your partner against the wall... drop trow... and coat them with your explosive diarrhea like a skunk

My boyfriend said he wanted to get freaky so I skunked him last night... he dumped me the next day.

by PurpleThunderCandyMelons February 11, 2020

double-skunk

V. In the card game Cribbage , a common 'house rule' (not in the official rules), meaning to win a game by a margin of 61 points or more; that is, to reach 121 points before one's opponent reaches 61 points, which counts for 4 match points if a tally is being kept. To be double-skunked is to be thoroughly and, some would say shamefully, beaten. See also Skunk; Triple-Skunk.

"Fifteen-two, three for the run makes five, and his hat is 6, and that puts me past the post. And I double-skunked you, too, - you're only on fifty-eight! Not your night, is it, old son?"

by Shagzter77 April 25, 2014

skunky mcfunkybutt

A man that doesn't shower for days at a time, that wears the same clothes for weeks usually a duster or trench coat

RavenWolf is such a Skunky Mcfunkybutt I cannot stand his stench!

by CDF this January 25, 2008

Crank Skanks

The most badass female bike gang ever.

Crank Skanks will rape your dad, piss on your christmas tree, and eat your children for breakfast. Then, the

Crank Skanks will rip your pants off and repay you with sexual favors.

by crankyskank#2 September 1, 2009