Oh My Eighties Sitcom

-Also called OMES.

"Oh my eighties sitcom!" is a term meaning "oh my god!"

However, OMES is usually said when something mind-numbingly sweet or heroic happens, derived from eighties' sitcoms which almost always had a happy ending, or good ultimately triumphs over evil.

Can also be used to express sarcasm.

Star Trek: The Next Generation is a good example of OMES, where Picard almost always finds a way to ultimately defeat the bad guy... but that's another story altogether.

Trixie: It was so sweet... Rob asked Ellie out after having a crush on her for three whole weeks!
Delaney: Oh My Eighties Sitcom!

Sammy: And then, at the last minute, Mary Sue managed to save the day!
Lizzie: OMES...

by Lil Miss Magic July 1, 2009

miak stomach

The feeling you get in your stomach when u consume milk in too quick a time. Simply a heavy feeling in your stomach, with bad cases resulting in vomit, and good cases simply soothing your insides. Can be a good or bad thing.

Ohhh, that Big M gave me miak stomach!

by Rob February 23, 2004

jewish stomach

you know, when you start eating like a lot of popcorn or pickles or broccoli or cabbage and then like, you can't stop and then you can't move and it hurts.

Oy, this bag of popcorn is giving me a case of Jewish stomach.

by NWDCboy January 9, 2019

stomach pump

being turned on by something so disgusting that you vomit into your lap and use said vomit as lube to masturbate

that naked dead chick was so hot beej had to go stomach pump.

by GrimmJeeper June 20, 2007

stomach scurvy

This is what happens when an alpha gam gets so wasted on spring break that she gets seasick on land and hallucinates seeing pirates in south padre.

Damn...that alpha gam prez had stomach scurvy so bad she thought she was a seasick pirate wench in the 1800s.

by shadews May 1, 2012

sitman

A scrub that don't pay no bills and whose sole purpose is to sit and mouch. Opposite of jumpman

She got a sitman, he ain't payin no bills and she got three jobs.

by gangstagee September 14, 2017

Mongolian stomach fuck

When you are effin a chick in the anal canal, and u eat her shit and puke it out onto her ass, then do her...hard

o god im gonna mongolian stomach fuck you.

by Poonum April 20, 2005