Pot Plato

Someone who begins spouting cheap philosophy whenever they get high.

Everyone at the party knew Garrett was a Pot Plato so they ignored him when he started ranting about life's lack of meaning.

by CriticalCat420 December 21, 2009

Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

Coffee Pot

Something that's awfully hot

"That's an awfully hot coffee pot"
- Eminem

by 62_Cents January 28, 2021

hot pot

Can be considered an East-Asian variety of stew. Usually consisting of a simmering metal pot of stock at the center of the dining table, and several meats, leafy vegetables, mushrooms, wontons, egg dumplings, and seafoods sitting around it. Food is both cooked and served at the table. Meat is thinly sliced and takes about 15 to 30 seconds to cook. The cooked food is usually eaten some kind of dipping sauce.

Person 1: So, what'd you have for dinner last night?
Person 2: All kinds of stuff. It was a hot pot dinner.
Person 1: What the hell is that?
Person 2: Google it.

by Corey_Faure February 27, 2010

pot luck

A real dirty sexual activity which involves a woman lying on her back while a man or other woman kneels over her and aims their shit into either her mouth or pussy. So called pot luck because of the element of chance involved in actually aiming right

guy 1: dude i pot lucked this girl last night and missed
guy 2: thats sick man, u should be deported

by sam osborne November 8, 2007

work pot

pot used by people (usually musicians and other artists) when they want to get high, but not so high that it will prevent them from fucntioning.

give him some work pot and get on with it!

by adamramone October 3, 2007

Curry Pot

And Indian woman's vagina.

Person 1: "Oh my lord I love Indian chicks!!!"
Person 2: "So does that mean you like the curry pot?"

by f*ckthesystum July 19, 2011