Mang

Mang is a religion

I prayed to the Mang gods daily

by Logan alphred December 3, 2003

manass

A girl who would be generally considered "a piece of ass", save for the fact that she looks like a man.

Holy crap! Don't hit that! She's manass!

by Thom Gray September 3, 2003

Mangst

Man angst.

A post-modern condition, brought about by the lack of violence between men in civilised society.
Monkeys knew their place, and did not suffer.

Tony, the football captain, scored the winning goal, then scored with Tom’s girlfriend. Tom, looking on, came down with a severe case of the mangst.

by Jay to the R October 16, 2008

Magstadt

//noun: an overall nasty, gay-porn watching boner biter. A Magstadt is person who tends to be broke a graaaaannnd majority of the time, and drives his car until its completely empty. A Magstadt bares a slight resemblance to a young Surfer-Dude, but only if he did a shit load of coke and could shovel his front porch with his nose. You will know a magstadt when you see one because either you will smell the stank of non-washed board shorts and ball sweat, oooorrr he'll be the guy tappin your shoulder asking for a beer. //verb: to jump high, to get no pussy, to fail jumping over a car hood, to break ones own arm whilst attempting to jump over a car hood, to like smell of another mans musk in the morning, to be blind as a fuckin bat, to say shit that makes no sense at the absolute wrong time, to say shit that makes no sense a grand majority of the time. Dumbass

Dude...total Magstadt behind you right now.

Dude... 6 o'clock....total Magstadt

Dude.........fuckin Magstadt right?

Magstadt.....duuuudddeee...

Magstadt, what the fuck. Ur retarded dude.

Chheeeessseeeballs

Jamison! Jamison! Bro, did you see Phillipe last night. Being such a dick man. Fuckin Magstadt

by Redmillian Kodiferus September 8, 2010

MANG

1. ceiling fan 2. a bitch with a punched in face and mouldy vagina 3. man

1. ya shooting the breeze like some sort of mang? crank the mang like it aint no thang 2. can you believe he tapped that 80 year old mang bitch. after im done she'll be mangd' the fuck out. 3. hey mang shut that mang bitch up and turn off that mang shit, its wasting my electricity.

by MANG83 January 10, 2009

mang

(rhymes with gang): To handle something coarsely or roughly with unclean hands until it becomes so damaged or soiled that no reasonable person would want to use or even touch it again

Sam brought his bong over last night for some hits, but those two soap-fearing hippies from next door showed up and started manging it, so he just let them keep it.

by sj-roc September 14, 2005

Mang

An unnattractive female, who then appears to actually be a male.

Minger + Man = Mang.

The "girl" turned out to be a mang, much to Mike's delight...

by James February 3, 2004