Jonas Brothers

Three brothers that do each other before every concert, and that is why girls love them so much.

Sarah loved the Jonas Brothers so much because they do each other ♥.♥

by I'm Blah October 14, 2009

mike jones

Rapper who breaks rapping rules by repating the lines..

Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me

by john March 9, 2005

Jones

Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"

She's been jonesin him for months.
He's got a major jones for her.

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

New Joisey

A cruel joke played on the residents of the great state of New Jersey, likely conceived by some wop from New York.

No one from New Jersey, or it's surrounding states (with the exception of that aforementioned wop), has ever said "joisey" in any context other than trying to explain that people from Jersey don't say joisey.

Ted: "Oh so you're from 'New JOISEY', eh? Hehehahalol"

Bill: "I'm going to murder that fucking wop. But first, let me grab a pork roll and cheese on a hard roll."

by that wop February 7, 2007

Jonas Brothers

A shitty and talentless band that plays Excrement falsely classified as rock music. The common Jonas Brothers fan that I have come across claims to be a hardcore rocker. When these fans are asked about rock legends such as Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, or Nirvana they scratch their head in confusion.

Jimmy: My favorite band is the Jonas Brothers.

Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.

by Coerce1 March 17, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Three shits that cannot sing and smell like a dirty, 75 year old woman's vagina.

Ew.... the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato can't sing!

by this one's for you, zoe January 7, 2010

Ben Jones

A stubborn git who is actually really fit and sexy. Being a Ben Jones means you are really negative and cannot see what is right in front of you

"She's only going on a date with me because it's something to do i guess"

"Wow, you're such a ben jones, can't you see she wants your big dick?"

by SexyTwat October 3, 2011