iPod Touch 

Also called "iTouch"

This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.

Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch

Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???

iPod Touch by Gobama! December 30, 2008

iPod Nano 5th Generation 

The last good nano; ever since the sixth one came out (useless piece of shit), I'm thankful to have kept my 5th gen. with video.

Loser: Dude, i just got my sixth gen nano. It f*****g sucks

Me: That's why i kept my red iPod Nano 5th Generation with video.

Loser: wow i really should have done that

iPod Nano 5th Generation by FerrariDude December 19, 2010

iPod nano 

Replaced the iPod mini. Basically the same thing except thinner.

iPod nano is a thinner iPod mini.

iPod nano by myselfrocks September 15, 2005

iPod fishing

When someone's iPod falls off a table, etc. and lands on the ground, so the person uses the headphone cable to pull it off the ground and back on the table.

*Dude 1's ipod falls off the table*
Dude 1: Crap my iPod fell off the table...
Dude 2: yeah that happens to me all the time! Just go iPod fishing.
*Dude 1 pulls his iPod up by the headphones*

iPod fishing by pandalexie December 1, 2009

Ipod Hannukah 

When one's ipod battery indicator shows that the ipod will die shortly but ends up lasting for hours thereafter, much to the surprise of the user. Alludes to the Jewish tradition of Hannukah in which the Jews' oil lasted for eight days instead of the predicted one.

After seeing the battery meter on my ipod, I was sure that it would die within the hour but ended up lasting all through the day. Happy Ipod Hannukah!

Ipod Hannukah by njv32 June 30, 2011

ipod'd 

When a person buys an ipod, they have been ipod'd. They have joined the ipod craze.

Yo did ya hear 'bout mike? He got all ipod'd last week.

ipod'd by beattie April 13, 2005

iPod video hooker 

A stupid name from teenagers that means a whore who likes to download videos for nothing and to show off videos after wasting money on iTunes

Person1:Hey, since Borat came out, I am gonna put it in my iPod video and watch it.
Person2:iPod video hooker!

iPod video hooker by Killa Bone March 20, 2007