6 definitions by Gobama!

shit face

the state of being so fucking ugly, no one looks at you and you break your bathroom mirror every time you look into it

Johnathan's mirror broke while brushing his hair because he is a shit face

by Gobama! December 31, 2009

braless

when a woman (usually some hot chick) doesn't wear a bra so some random dude can come up, reach up her shirt (or just take it off), and feel on her boob(s).

"see that chick right there?"

"ya"

"well, she's braless. let's go take off her shirt"

by Gobama! December 31, 2009

awesome butt

The ass of a girl that is so big, so round, so soft, you can't resist to stick your dick in it.

dayum, look at that awesome butt

i know, my dick just went power ranger on me

by Gobama! December 31, 2009

chicktionary

A book similar to a dicktionary, but has pics of millions of hot chicks from around the world.

Jessica Alba and J-Lo are in the first page of the chicktionary

by Gobama! December 31, 2009

balls of steel

Someone's balls that are so hard, that being kicked in the area doesn't affect him and he doesn't even feel it.

Maria: "OMG, I just heard John has some balls of steel"

Ashley: "I know! He let me play tennis on them last night."

by Gobama! December 31, 2009

iPod Touch

Also called "iTouch"

This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.

Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch

Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???

by Gobama! December 31, 2009