emo hobocore 

Firstly believed to be a joke on 'Questionable Content', a popular Indy Rock web-comic, but soon found to be a genre, to include 'Hobo Metal' which was revolutionised by a band known as 'Trashcan of Deception' in late 2005.

Their music focus was based around any excuse to insult the emokid population of the world with their vulgar, poorly recorded music, as a means of using the hobo image.

Surprisingly this Hobocore music took off, and people were soon downloading and playing these songs to their friends, for their comedic and satirical value - definately not musical.

This band was all about wittily poking fun at everything the emokid trend represented, thus angering angsty teens worldwide who think it's 'cooler' to show little appreciation for life.

Hobos have something to complain about, spoilt rich teenagers don't. Take out the emokid population, are you Hobocore enough?

Emo: omg lyke u guys r soo meen
Emo Hobocore: Yeah, screw you buddy, I've been brushing my teeth with rat blood for 7 years!
Emo: O.. sorri dood.
Emo Hobocore: Yeah that's right, fuck you.

Lyrics from the 'Trashcan of Deception' download sites
www.mp3.com.au/TrashcanofDeception/
spaces.msn.com/apparentlyadrian/

"Introduction to Hobo Metal"
It has previously not been known that hobos burn emokids within their faithful fires. This is revenge, against the spoiled brats who think they have it bad as opposed to those who live in the streets eating rats and pigeons.

"In The Trashcan"
You don’t know years of pain
Shut your faces then
We hobos don’t complain
That life’s inhumane!

(Oh, help me), “No, you're gonna die“
(Oh, help me), “No, just say goodbye“

"Black Soul- A Hobo Ray Charles Tale"
We sit around the trash can
Singing songs, holding hands
We hobos are friendly
We even started a band

Then this girl comes along
She says she's got it bad
We asked her, her problem
Oooh, what a drag

CHORUS:
Why can't these kids be happy?
When they got it so good?
Would you kiss a hobo?
Ooh, like hell you would!

She hated her parents
And all o' their rules
And the boyfriend she lost
Was apparently cool

We told her our story
About how fun hobos can be
Frank even got a job
Down at the old box factory

emo hobocore by Hobo_x_Core_x_Lover April 18, 2006

Hobo Whore 

Any person who repeatedly contributes to street-side beggars, despite the fact that though the sign says "hungry. war vet. need food.", everyone knows and understands that any cent given will go directly to cheap vodka.

Dude, Tom give five dollars to every homeless guy in L.A.! What a hobo whore.

Hobo Whore by Fig_Newton December 17, 2008

hobo handjob 

A handjob given without the aid of lubricant, as one might expect when trading a hobo crack for sexual stimulation.

"We were trying to keep it quiet, so she just gave me a hobo handjob. My dick's still chaffed!"

"Hold it, bitch! Are you trying to start a fucking fire with that Hobo Handjob??"?

hobo handjob by hjlarry November 30, 2009

Hobo Reasoning

Hobos have come to be known for their suspicious, prickly, and overly-defensive nature regarding their habits and lifestyle choices.

This is highlighted by their cryptic and often obtuse replies to people questioning their actions, which have been described as 'hobo reasoning', or 'HR'.

It is not uncommon for these replies to leave the questioner dizzy, confused and with a dramatically reduced sense of spatial awareness, allowing the hobo to slip off behind a parked derelict train, often in possession of the incapacitated persons wallet or other personal belongings.

It is the recommendation of this writer (from long personal experience) that you avoid questioning the habits of hobos and their disciples.

Hobo Reasoning:

Commoner: Excuse me hobo, but why does this map you drew me of directions to the local McDonalds resemble mashed spaghetti?

Hobo: The route depends, are you wearing one shoe, two shoe or no shoe?

Commoner: Hey Hobo, why did you take the doors off all your cupboards?

Hobo: Well, due to tensions in Senegal, screw holes placed ABOVE the 39th degree, have once again become loosened, and will soon travel south in search of local McDonalds, regardless of shoes.

Commoner: Bonjour Hobo, but what inspiration struck you as you named your hobo dog companion 'whoosh'?

Hobo: The sound of the wind beneath an overpass and the look of the smoke curling through odd-numbered mismatched fingerless gloves caressing over a chipped and cracked blue 44-gallon drum, heard through the mist of a 4-day moonshine bender.

Commoner: Pardon, hobo, but why has your bed been elevated upon common milk crates?

Hobo: In the post-apocalyptic world of my boot-polish dreams, there is a chronic shortage of reliable milkpeople. With rat-lactic eager, half-glove grimy hand of profiteering intent the hobomob will fill that supply gap.

Hobo Reasoning by dos19 April 8, 2013

hobo stu 

1.A stew consisting of anything off the street.....Alley cat, dog, rat....
2.A guy named Hobo Stu.

1. This hobo stu is the shit!
2. Hobo Stu in da house!

hobo stu by Hobo Stu January 24, 2003

hobo diction 

A speaking style that generally includes unintelligible shouting, nonsensical word combinations and inappropriate/scary laughing sequences. Hobo diction is generally delivered in a slurred, raspy and vaguely upbeat tone.

He seemed somewhat normal in appearance, but his hobo diction revealed that he wasn't and that it was time for us to change subway cars.

hobo diction by Jules7575 May 16, 2008

hamboozle 

to purposely say outlandish shit with intent to shock your co-workers; esp. the more stiff co-workers that will inevitably react to the ridiculousness you create.

I tried to convince Rachel that Zac was totally naked for the inspection, but she had that skeptical look in her eye. Apparently I can't hamboozle her like you can Kevin.

hamboozle by Em.Tee.H September 2, 2010