my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

by how to commit unalive part 1 January 20, 2022

A Father

Something I haven't had since fourth grade

Oh you have a Father you lucky son of a bitch

by No why just why June 1, 2022

to tar and feather

To throw a drink and the contents of an ashtray in someone´s face.

Then he said to me the only time a bitch should open her mouth is when she is giving head, so i tossed my cocktail in his face and emptied the ashtray over him.
-Never thought you´d have the guts to tar and feather him.

by sickjesus December 5, 2006

Father Tongue

A language other than the mother tongue that is spoken just as fluently in a family, community, nation etc.

Spanish is a father tongue to most Philippinos

by anthrogasm October 6, 2008

father's day

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.

Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!

by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003

Fatherfucker

The title of Canadian pervert Peaches 2003 album, the word fatherfucker has also become a fun new insult for the female persuasion.

"Fuck you bitch! Fatherfucker!"

by Courtney April 8, 2005

Feather Star

When you rip off a part of a clit with your teeth.

He feather star-ed me, it hurt a lot.

by oooh-alex December 17, 2008