dutch toaster oven

to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.

Steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.

by Barancy Peloma October 3, 2012

Vehicular Dutch Oven

When the driver pushes the window lock button before farting thereby fumigating the entire car.

Mike ate three 7-11 hot dogs then performed a vehicular dutch oven. We almost hurled.

by nyteacher February 22, 2011

Dirty Dutchman

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.

Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

Call Of Duty Madness

when you play cod so much everything just instantly sets you over the edge and you go fuckin nuts, you scream at everything and about everything

(Call Of Duty Madness)
mroof023 killed by xXbiker45...
wdessa36 killed by ThAMayn69...

Mark:YOU CAMPING MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY GROW A SET....FUCK!

Wes:What the FUCK was that come on! no way

Mark:FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Wes:ok we need to go fly a kite or something before we kill someone

by mroof23 July 22, 2011

Call of duty modern warfare

A game were theres toxic racist 9 year olds that sit around on there fat asses with a riot shields and fucking 725s camping in corners

Jimmy got raped by a 725 in call of duty modern warfare

by Cock man 4206969 November 16, 2020

Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty)

An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.

Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."

That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).

by MintagedVortex January 10, 2011

Double Dutch Rudder

The double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.

...or you're just jerking off your friend.

example: i just gave it to you above... its helping each other jack, thats what a Double Dutch Rudder is. geez.

by JackCityByatch February 26, 2009