Drunken Clam

A drinking game. Drink three bottles of whatever alcoholic substance is in the room. Then say a sentence. Whoever says the first comprehensible sentence loses.

Jack"adfshjiegshuarsj;lvfshyu"
John"hfsjfsjldfsjldfsjldfsjkl"
Jill'I eat dsjdsflj"
Jimmy"What's wrong with them?"
Bill"They're playing drunken clam"
Jack" i like burgers."
Bill" Jack is out."

by drinking games January 3, 2013

drunkenexia

When someone replaces food with alcohol, or a person's diet only consists of alcohol.

That drunk bitch in the club is to skinny, she must have drunkenexia.

by Barbie9a March 19, 2008

Drunken Monkey

An inebriated simian prone to outburst of half-nakedness and coconut-throwing. Inhabitant of Monkey Island. Also prone to outbursts of lucidity.

The Drunken Monkey can be most often found throwing bananas at people.

by Michoira February 23, 2004

drunkenf00l

Online idiot. Realted to the Half Life community.

See wordllama/word

Drunkenf00l thinks he is leet.

by Gabe Newell October 19, 2003

Drunken Pussy Cunt

A DPC (Drunken Pussy Cunt) is aterm that describes a girl who is easy, which is to say that she is not in a formal relationship and will easily have sexual relations with any person that strikes her fancy. She gets invited to Drunken Pussy Circus' in order to be liquered up and willingly exploited by guys who want to engage in sexual randomness. She will do anything to get guys attentions including but not limited too: Making out with other girls (and other guys girls!), getting naked for boys, drink, smoke, and give oral sex freely.

Amy's such a DPC (Drunken Pussy Cunt), she was flashing everyone all night!

Yo man, John's having a bunch of DPC's (Drunken Pussy Cunt) at his house
later!

by annettev April 20, 2006

Drunkenmiller's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, this law states that the longer a online political debate continues the more likely it is that someone will bring up George W. Bush, typically totally out of context. When this occurs the person who invokes Drunkemiller's Law has lost the argument and the thread should be closed.

"I've always thought that Jimmy Carter was an overrated president."

"Well, at least he's better than Bush! WORST PRESIDENT EVER!"
Drunkenmiller's Law

by I like to Bike January 1, 2007

drunkenmonkey

* A Monkey
* Who consumes exssesive amounts of alcohol
* Usualy very amusing to watch

" I'm a drunkenmonkey and even I have the brain power to put a definition in here " :P

by TheDrunkenMonkey March 29, 2004