Dad

a piece of shit, feces, fecal matter, garbage, or waste. they normally don't care about your feelings instead care about having a "perfect child" because they are selfish.

fuck off dad no one loves you go fuck a raccoon or something you literal piece of garbage.

by daed meat February 1, 2021

Dad

Sucking your fathers dick until he moans so loud

"Want me to give you a blowjob daddy?"

by hfueijrheip February 8, 2021

Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021

Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021

Dad

Left, never coming back

Dad went to the store to get milk and never came back

by PICKLE NUGGS February 25, 2021

dad

dad where are you?

dad?

by whydadwhy February 26, 2021

Dad

A dad. Someone that loves and cares for you. They don't say their disappointed in you when a C pop's up in your report card. A dad doesn't say he's a real one then goes and hit women. A dad is someone who doesn't leave you for weed or alcohol. He may be your father but if he doesn't care then it's not your dad. He doesn't take your money to drink or smoke.

Father: I am your dad, respect me
Me: Do you care for me? No, your not my dad

by Djehfcid March 8, 2021