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Titty Twister 9000

A titty twister 9000 is when you twist a womans fake boob off and then lick the fake boob

Jimmy: I gave this hooker a titty twister 9000
Chad: Fuck yeah jabronie

by TittyTwister9000 June 21, 2020

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Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021

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Dad

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Hey wanna come over to my dad's house?
whats that?
a house?
no, a dad?

by TittyTwister9000 April 28, 2021

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