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chesterbate

when a male masturbates, ejaculating onto his chest or abdomen, and rubs his semen into his skin. it is not used as terms of moisturization, but only for pleasure.
Last night, Chad masturbated and didn't have anything to wipe up with, so he decided to just chesterbate.
by the mad adore December 19, 2007
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chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.
In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.
by Willis August 7, 2003
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Chesting

-Verb
The act of thrusting a penis of a homosexual male between his overweight partner's moobs (man breasts). Possible with transexuals and also dildos. Could be considered a sexual fetish to some.
"That was real fun chesting last night my gay lover."

"Man, my chest hurts"
"I told you we should've used some lube!"
by HHSmysterio December 9, 2010
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Water chestnut

1. n - A food that is renounced for its bland taste and lack of flavour.

2. adj - Used to describe something particularly boring or insignificant.
1. Even though these water chestnuts don't have much of a flavour, I sure enjoy their crunchy texture!

2. Wyoming has the flavour of a water chestnut.
by SuperWill August 4, 2008
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Chesterfield, MO

A pretty boring city near St. Louis. It has a pretty diverse population, and a lot of restaurants and businesses, so you'll probably never be bored of what you eat. The schools there are pretty good. The most interesting thing that happened there was a lady shot herself in the foot at a Pfizer research place and blamed it on an imaginary gunman. Some residents jokingly refer to it as "Chestahhood."
DELPHI: I'm from Chesterfield, MO.
PERSON: Oh, that place where the crazy lady shot herself in the foot?
by Luna Delphini June 3, 2009
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Chester

one of the poorest & grossist cities on the East Coast of the US. Also known as Cheddah.
"let's go down to Chester & buy some crack rocks..."
by KimKim November 25, 2006
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Chester French

The worst name you can call someone in dishonor of the terrible group.
Bob: I want to run it all, so that I can ball.
Bonnie: WOW, Chester French.

Fran: I want to make money running a convenience store.
Mark: Oh nice one Chester French! Like there aren't billions of people doing that already...
by CanYouDoBetterB? May 4, 2009
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