Fat Blindness

1. Being so fat that your own body fat has the ability of overlapping your eyes causing temporary blindness. Aslo, 2. Being blind to actions that are stereotypically the actions of an obese person.

Ordering a triple burger combo with cheese, super sized, but you want to make sure that the coke is half diet because you're watching your figure. Your Fat Blindness has caused you to overlook the fact that you're stuffing your face like a fat fool.

by Arizona Ratfink August 18, 2011

blind cite

A citation to some authority where it is clear the author has either not read, or fails to comprehend on a basic level, the cited authority.

Jeff regularly cites to articles that directly contradict his premise. One could say his blind cite is 20/20.

by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017

blind squirrel

a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"

That d bag blind squirrel beat me to the light because I was busy doin the booty scoot.

by retsehcmai January 21, 2009

blind mullet

A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.

Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

bling bling, blingage

the chains and pendants that are iced out with tons of diamonds, or the amount of chains around my neck.

You got maad blingage britt.

by brittany November 14, 2003

bling

Bling today:

1. Any shiny thing which distracts morons such as rappers.

2. Often takes the form of jewellery, may be expensive but is commonly cheap, used to give the impression of wealth. Adored by Chav's.

3. Gaudy over the top hideous and wholly unneccessary.

Example 1,
Rapper: Check my bling 22's yo'
Me: wow there hideous, get some taste.
Rapper:..........(distracted ny own relfection in chrome)

Example 2,
Chav A:lurk at ma soverin ring youi
Chav B:Yer tha luks well smart wid ya burberry 'at. Blingin' it.
Chav A:oh noooh, its raeinin it'll go green if i' gets wet!

by Richard_p December 18, 2005

Blind man's folly

To ejaculate into a sexual partners eyes (male of female, preferably female), then to quickly reverse position while the partner rubs the eyes in pain and penetrate the anal cavity with a powerful thrust.

Just givin' the ol' Blind man's folly to Winona really gets me off.

or

Connor that bastard did the Blind man's folly to me again last night!

by Donald Fagen November 23, 2003