(noun)
1. The act of using illegitimate means to gain an advantage over other people, typically for personal gain in a competitive environment, but sometimes just for the fun of it as a means to power trip. Universally considered a dick move against your fellow man.
1. The act of using illegitimate means to gain an advantage over other people, typically for personal gain in a competitive environment, but sometimes just for the fun of it as a means to power trip. Universally considered a dick move against your fellow man.
We were playing Texas Hold 'Em and Chad took the pot when he got a royal flush because he was hiding an ace up his sleeve. He's a cheater. That's not poker, that's dirty pool.
by KoblerMan June 19, 2018
A dirty richmond is an act performed during sexual intercourse. It begins by person A pouring cocaine into person B's butthole. Right before person A proceeds to snort the drug, person B lets out a fart, proceeding to blow a cloud of cocaine and the smell of ass into person A's face. Delighted by the act, person A the proceeds to huff in the mixture with a big deep breathe.
I walked in on Jack ripping a Dirty Richmond off Diane last night. The cloud was so big it fogged up the entire room!
by MichialAntonio'sKnob September 27, 2021
When a girl is sucking your dick and when she’s about to swallow your cum you punch her and the jugular and when she try’s to speak it sounds like yoda
by Egreenberg11 March 20, 2019
While having sex in doggy style position the male ejaculates in the female and then shoots her in the back of the head then flees Mexico...
by Cajunfrys April 27, 2010
Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face
by Dijonhunter123 April 08, 2017
The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.
Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”
by Claystation81 April 02, 2020