Straight Fucking Water

That of legitimacy

Jacksepticeye: STRAIGHT FUCKING WATER

Or
Jacksepticeye: Straight fucking dirty bean water *sips coffee/dirty bean water*

by Sxpticfxre February 9, 2019

Thumbs up if you're watching this in...

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"

"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)

by Chowder183 August 27, 2012

Break the water line

A dump which is able to support itself and rise above the typical average water level in a toilet. An outstanding achievement, the performer is encouraged to bring others in to witness. Photographs do not have the same impact.

He was able to break the water line with a single chute of feces. They carried from the field that day.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

hobi water

ARMYs use Hobi Water instead of Holy water

"Did you see that?! I think I need some Hobi Water for my eyes!"

by SeungminPuppy February 28, 2020

Pocket Watching

Monitoring someone's expenses to determine their financial status.

Girl I'm pocket watching this time I can't deal with another broke nigga.

by BeardGangERNurse October 13, 2017

Wattpad

Its basically an app where you can share stories and read stories,so basically you can read porn here

Wattpad is something you drink.

by squizmityt June 9, 2019

Night Water

Water drank specifically at night, somehow tasting better than normal water.

Frank: This Night Water sure is good.
Chad: Where did you find it?
Frank: This big tank at work.
Chad: Don’t you work at the nuclear plant?
Frank: Oh s h i t.

by 5 Lemons September 2, 2019