That’s total bullshit, go whistle up a stump.
by Johnnysc7 November 1, 2021

The act of hopping from one tree stump to another. Like a trampoline but for people who’s family was too poor to buy a trampoline
Person A: “did you ever have a trampoline growing up?”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”
by Snaggletooth24 August 4, 2018

by Michael McNight August 23, 2012

The stump is so small
by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

1. A disc golf basket placed on a stump
2. While going number 2, it breaks and the rest won’t come out.
2. While going number 2, it breaks and the rest won’t come out.
1. It’s a high line but I’m going to ace this stump hole!
2. We had messy anal last night, I blame her stump hole.
2. We had messy anal last night, I blame her stump hole.
by SufferingSuccotash March 31, 2025

by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
