Sober Irishman

A hilarious joke. There isn't a sober irishman out there.

My dad is 100% irish- he's drunk all the time. He's always rambling about a Sober Irishman- that's when we have to help him get in bed.

by sniperkitty November 29, 2011

Stober

To act sober, in order to avoid trouble when you're actually either high, or drunk.

Dustin:"When you get home won't your mom know you're high?"
Bri:"Of course not, I'll be stober."

by BriBear™ January 31, 2009

no shower, no sober

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.

"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"

by Elenitsa August 18, 2006

Sober

A derogatory term for boring people.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?

by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012

soberish

The act of being less drunk than the rest of your friends.

Dude, why are you being so soberish? It's a Party!

by familyguy007 February 11, 2010

sober

when you drink or get high and the effects go away overtime

“yeah i was high but now im sober bro”

by lakesidequan March 9, 2019

Shobe

A little sister. May or may not be blood related. Depending on the hotness of the little sister and the age, may or may not be called a shobabe

Hey guys, meet my shobe

Dude, I heard you just adopted a shobe

I love my shobe

by Ronald Ryder Norton October 26, 2010