Slumpie

Giving yourself a blowjob while taking a dump.

I was just in the bathroom giving myself a slumpie. I feel great now.

by M Fox August 26, 2012

slump

It's when you have a face piece and you just high as hell so high all you wanna do is stare at the wall or something

"Yo I was slumped as hell last night"

by hyb byrd catcher January 13, 2008

Slumping

Having sex or romping in a sleeping bag.

Me and jon saw two people slumping while we were walking around the campsite.

by Mrp3anut117 October 15, 2008

skumpin

kinda like dry humpin on the dancefloor

"me n Ash wer skumped to Beyonce at Claire's partay"

"woah woah nuff skumpin dat blackjack is wochin you!"

by +Fizza+ December 28, 2005

Slumped

Term commonly used amongest the highest level of fuckboys. A term primarily used by a person to indicate that they have the mental capacity of a new born and/or have no reason to live other than to fuck people over.

Person#1: "Hey, I heard that guys a stupid fuckboy"

Person #2 : "Yea, he's most certainly a SLUMPEDBOY"

by Mr.TruAf January 7, 2016

slump

what brooke looks like when she's overtired and puts her hair in a bun and wears sweatpants and a hoody. The sight of a slump is usually followed by comments of 'ewww' (which are completely ignorant and utterly misplaced when made towards brookee).

Echo: "eeeeeeeewwwww I look like a slump today!!! my hair's in a bun and i'm wearing a hoody and sweats!"

Fool: "Ewww. look at that slump. she's gross."
SBB: "you're a fool. that is the only original ECHO and your comment was completely misplaced, totally ignorant, and in fact, utterly useless. go look in a mirror and I think you'll be surprised to find that the person wearing that disgusted expression on their face as they stare back at you is actually the very definition of a slump."

by LilBibby2342 December 10, 2008

Skumpkin

A ginger who wheres a black and/or white striped shirt.

Terry looks like a skumpkin today.

by Jeweater March 30, 2008