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YoJ Simpson

Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!

*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption
"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"
by GloveDon'tFit December 26, 2014
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OJ Simpson

A man who can get away with anything that is NOT armed robbery
OJ Simpson may have gotten away with murder, but he got caught trying to commit armed robbery.
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Morgan Simpson

A super hot fit cutie that can get any boy she wants but luckily she settled for a six inch dong belonging to a boy called Logan a Morgan is the most perfect girl in the world if you ever know a girl called Morgan you can count yourself the luckiest person in the world
morgan simpson should go out with Logan and live a happy life and have kids together ♾💍🌍
by Hshsjjdgd November 16, 2019
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Homer Simpson

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Mrs simpson

Loves slang loves seating plans will keep the class behind just for one person
Mrs Simpson loves keeping us behind
by Dhhebsks September 30, 2020
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Snuff Simpson

To rid your crew of longtime friends or associates who no longer belong. To gentrify a group of friends by snuffing out the weaker individuals, leaving a better foundation with which to move forward.
Yo man Joey is the weak link in our gang, time for some Snuff Simpson.”
by TB77 August 21, 2013
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Homer Simpson

My Dad.

My Drunkin' Hero.
My name is Lisa Simpson and I am the smartest kid on Earth with a dad who is dumb and is ALWAYS Drunk. LoL!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!
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