YoJ Simpson

Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!

*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption

"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"

by GloveDon'tFit December 26, 2014

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OJ Simpson

A man who can get away with anything that is NOT armed robbery

OJ Simpson may have gotten away with murder, but he got caught trying to commit armed robbery.

by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2020

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Morgan Simpson

A super hot fit cutie that can get any boy she wants but luckily she settled for a six inch dong belonging to a boy called Logan a Morgan is the most perfect girl in the world if you ever know a girl called Morgan you can count yourself the luckiest person in the world

morgan simpson should go out with Logan and live a happy life and have kids together ♾💍🌍

by Hshsjjdgd November 16, 2019

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Homer Simpson

dumbest yet luckiest man alive

I just pulled a Homer Simpson

by fmike100 December 6, 2019

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Mrs simpson

Loves slang loves seating plans will keep the class behind just for one person

Mrs Simpson loves keeping us behind

by Dhhebsks September 30, 2020

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Snuff Simpson

To rid your crew of longtime friends or associates who no longer belong. To gentrify a group of friends by snuffing out the weaker individuals, leaving a better foundation with which to move forward.

“Yo man Joey is the weak link in our gang, time for some Snuff Simpson.”

by TB77 August 21, 2013

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