Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!
*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption
*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption
"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"
by GloveDon'tFit December 26, 2014

by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2020

A super hot fit cutie that can get any boy she wants but luckily she settled for a six inch dong belonging to a boy called Logan a Morgan is the most perfect girl in the world if you ever know a girl called Morgan you can count yourself the luckiest person in the world
by Hshsjjdgd November 16, 2019

by fmike100 December 6, 2019

by Dhhebsks September 30, 2020

To rid your crew of longtime friends or associates who no longer belong. To gentrify a group of friends by snuffing out the weaker individuals, leaving a better foundation with which to move forward.
by TB77 August 21, 2013

My name is Lisa Simpson and I am the smartest kid on Earth with a dad who is dumb and is ALWAYS Drunk. LoL!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!
by Someone MORE Special Than your Girlfriend December 28, 2005
