Shortbloke

A repugnant individual lacking in financial stability and physical stature. Common attributes include aggression, intolerance of others, frugal or 'stingy' approach to money and personal property, general reluctance to repay debts, over consumption of food and alcoholic beverages, and a general negative outlook towards life.

Friend: 'Hey Shortbloke, I'll give you the $5 back tomorrow' ... Shortbloke: 'Actually, it's $5.10 you owe me'

by JTrain441 October 29, 2010

Short King

Men under 175 cm-172 cm (5`9 - 5`7) , depends on country. The average world height of a man is 175-172 cm. Height is mostly pre determined, and cant be changed. A short king is the short man or short boy who fights no matter what. In school, in the gym, in the office. Tries to be confident no matter what. Even in pain or in joy, the short king tries to be the best they can be, for themself and for others. Even if the odds are against them. Even if the short man or short boy gets bullied or rejected, the still rises up, like a phoenix from the ashes. As the king he is. Standing victorious. For those reasons above. Short kings tend to me smarter, kinder, hotter also more muscular definition. Short kings play the game on hard mode, tall men kill minions, short kings kill demons. Short kings are the ultimate warrior in life. All should be respected regardless of height.

Examples of short kings.

Tom Cruise (Rich, handsome)
Kevin Hart

Zac Effron
Lionel Messi (GOAT)
Kanye West (Visionary)
Tom Holland (Spider-Man)
Tyler1 (Built different)
Daniel Radcliffe

Jimin

Robert Downey

DJ Khaled
Justin Bieber
Shah Rukh Khan

Jeff Bezoz (Richest man in the world)
Nelly (handsome)
Jack Ma

Aliko Dangote

Azim Premji (Philantropist)

Albert Einstein
Mark Zuckerberg
Bill Gates
Stephen Hawking
Lee Byung-chul (Samsung creator)
Lewis Latimer (Inventor)
Floyd Mayweather (Strongest)
Manny Pacquiao

Anime

Levi

Ash
Eren

Luffy

Goku

Vegeta

We got this kings

"Look at that short man, what is he doing ?"
- "Oh you mean the short king? Yeah he cool"

by Revived Soul February 3, 2023

One Short of A Six Pack

A term used to describe a person who is not all there. A person missing a marble or two - a few percentages off from being full blown retarded.

"I can't believe that guy just walked into that glass door - what is he...one short of a six pack?"

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

short

a) your height
b) your cock size

You are short in every sense of the word

by NotAVirus.EXE December 12, 2016

short changed

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person

1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"

by cabbagehead February 8, 2008

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.

“What day is it?”
“National Throw Short People Day”
“AHH”

by RoseThrower63 June 19, 2022