Shlong

so its pretty much slang for DICK. its a 12 year old greatest word in his vocabulary.

"With a swift slap from my shlong my foe was cast to the sjhadoe relm"

by biggesty dinklelberrie June 29, 2019

Shlort

A penis too short to be a shlong so its a short

He was small in the pants. He has a shlort.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019

Shlong

A kids way of saying “penis.”

Woah Sheniqua! Look at the shlong on that guy

by Alexis Texas yee yee July 11, 2019

Shlurg

A shlurg is when u N U T all over someone's face

Johnny: mmmmh I'm bout to cum

Mom: *barges into the room*

Johnny: *gets scared* AHHHHH *shlurges* allover moms face

Mom: *licks the N U T off*

by Shlurger July 12, 2019

shlong

when you yeet something far away

shlong me that water bottle

by yanren April 1, 2019

Shlong

The term used the define the Coleoid cephalopods (Also known as the penis).

“Damn, I heard that guy had a large shlong.”

by Meetud April 19, 2019

Shlong

male genitalia

Whipped out, erect nine inch shlong.

by Bigtiddyanimethot March 9, 2020