Definitions by Shlurger

Shlurg 

A shlurg is when u N U T all over someone's face

Johnny: mmmmh I'm bout to cum

Mom: *barges into the room*

Johnny: *gets scared* AHHHHH *shlurges* allover moms face

Mom: *licks the N U T off*

Shlurg by Shlurger July 12, 2019