Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.

hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock

by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024

Shell gas station

A place were broke bitches go to get gas, Normally a place where drugs are sold.

Driving up in my Toyota civic and then I notice he drunk homeless dude at the Shell gas station doing heroin.

by Redsalt December 6, 2021

Koopa Shell

You say this when you kick something that's big and has the possibility to pwn sum1's nads

Guy 1: Hey dudes, check this! KOOPA SHELL! *kicks a rubber ball*
*Rubber ball pwns someone's nads*
Guy 2: Oooh sthhhhh! Aaaagh! my nads
Guy 1: Now u know y i said "Koopa Shell"

by your best idiot April 3, 2010

185mm shell

peanut butter jar duct tape nitrated oiled weed and uranium, gunpowder. nailgun blank.

lets hope this 185mm shell doesnt make me a bitchcabob.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

Soft shelled baby back bitch

A Trump loving troglodyte that is devoid of facts. When presented with facts they deflect and never answer the original question. The generally also clam the fuck up because they can't answer a simple question without destroying their cultish ideals.

Jd Vance is a soft shelled baby back bitch!

by Draksar October 13, 2025

shell._.something

shell._.something is a tiktoker that's simp's for cookie's (dark enchantresses) in cookie run kingdom she hate's every fandom she's in

"Ay hey you heard about shell._.something"
"Yeah why does she simps for cookie?"

by shell._.something December 11, 2021

mac shell

Shell gas station/ MacDonalds were all the shit goes down

Tim got fucked up at the Mac Shell last nite

by juicemacmac May 27, 2008