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Shade

To be a person who has sold out their friends trust and respect for something they desire.
"Kharchi and Skipworth are a right bunch of shades!"
"Them to shadey characters better give us our bud back!"
"I swear down wheres that 8th and 10 gone"
by ViviD192 January 20, 2006
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Shade

Hey did you hear the new kids name? It's Jonathan Shade. Sounds like a secret agent or something.
by jonnythebold July 16, 2009
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shade

Someone you shagged but should not have. see tint
Bryony was a shade of robert.
by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005
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seaweed

marijuana laced with pcp, also known as water
I just ripped off my skin because I was on seaweed
by ayoforkayo February 4, 2009
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Shade Grenade

When a girl looks hot whilst wearing sunglasses, but without them is a grenade.
Ted: Dammnnn that chick is smokin'
Dave: Oh yeah dude, totally
*girl removes sunglasses*
Ted: OMG WTF!
Dave: She's a total Shade Grenade
by NZBawss September 8, 2011
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Seaweed Salad

A Seaweed Salad is created when a man is about to ejaculate and he leaves the smallest portion of the head of his penis inside the female so as not to shoot the semen all the way into the vagina. The man then uses the necessary amount of fingers to "scoop" or "spoon" out the semen from the vagina.

The man than cups the hands, so the semen gathers into a small pool in the palm, and the female spits into the pool in order to make the semen more of a "salad dressing" consistency.

Once the pool is nice and runny, the man (who must have a hairy butthole/taint) slathers (or "dresses") the butthole/taint region with the Seaweed Salad dressing.

The female than enjoys her healthy Seaweed Salad in an "eating out" fashion.

The pubic hair is the salad/seaweed portion, and it is encouraged that the female consumes some of said hair during the eating out process. Chop-Sticks are not allowed, the tongue is the only utensil needed.

Boom.
So the waitress from P.F. Chang's came over last night and had a real nice Seaweed Salad. Luckily I had some extra sesame seeds in my pantry or else she would have tasted a little too much Eel Sauce in her bowl.
by Mr. Scoom October 8, 2014
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sawed

He is beautiful and handsome and loves he's girlfriends and they live him back🙂
Hi sawed🙂
by Sawed is the type of guy loved September 3, 2016
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