9 definitions by Shepherdess Tavern

shade

Someone you shagged but should not have. see tint

Bryony was a shade of robert.

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

The wisdom of schlong

The inability to operates ones brain and penis at the same time.

She was far too fit to use a condom.

by Shepherdess Tavern February 12, 2005

tint

A girlthat you should have shagged but didn't. shade

Stella was a tint of ben

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

beckett proposal

Inappropriate propositions of group sex with a midget/team of midgets.

Failure to get the get the bill passed on the first three occasions left robert with no option but to envoke the beckett proposal.

"Twins had always intrigued me"
Thought Emma, but she had never expected to hear herself excepting the Beckett Proposal. See Spit Roast

by Shepherdess Tavern February 12, 2005

anita's passage

The area between the midfield near man and the 2nd nearest man that the ball can be easily passed through during a table football match.

Bennett bended another one right through Anita's passage.

Thanks to Bennett's skills Anita's passage remained open at all times.

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Holdernism

An undeliberate mal a prop.

Nothing is set in steel.
Like locusts around the honey pot.
Bread and meat to me.
I took that one on the head.
Like taking candy from the store.
He had me by the ankles.
I'll bend my back for you.

by Shepherdess Tavern February 12, 2005

Piddy Fiddler

Hybrid: equity derivatives trader and child abuser. kiddy fiddler

How could you have lost so much money you piddy fiddling donkey raping shit eater

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005