One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.
Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.
Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.
Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*
Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*
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Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"
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