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salt the fries

1) A cryptic reminder in System Shock when the game crashes.
2) A cryptic reminder any other time you feel like it. Usually used to screw with someone's head.
3) A vague compliment, meaning nothing at all.
1) Remember to salt the fries!
2) Jack, when I get back, the goddamn fries better be salted.
3) Dude, she salts the fries.
by Vidmaster1911 August 14, 2006
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salt box

Function: noun

1 : one who is extremely salty; pertaining to an entire box of salt
2 : moody or cross at the most extreme level
Aaron is a salt box, no one could possible be in that bad of a mood.
by lUK February 19, 2004
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salt my wanton

To have crazy oral sex preferably with an asian woman or gay asian man
Jose Conseco says salt my wanton azn bitch!!! no racism intended....well maybe a little
by Salty Wanton Pimp December 31, 2007
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Salted Hoop

The art of salting a hoop (arsehole) licking the salt from the hoop and drinking a shot of tequila from the hoop. One can also suck a lime or lemon from their partners vagina or scrotum to complete the salted hoop slammer
I'd love to salt her hoop! Man she has a tasty salted hoop!
by Iver Biggin February 28, 2010
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Salt Mama

A girl who spends your money, annoys your friends, wastes your time and then gives nothing in return. Oftentimes, she complains the whole time you are together. Opposite of a Sugar Mamma. To be avoided at all costs.
Wow, that girl you are with is a real Salt Mama! She is sucking the life right out of you. Run as fast as you can, and don't look back!
by bpmpls August 27, 2013
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Salt Dick

Afrikaaner with one parent born in South Africa, the other in Britain. Hence the name, implying that they have one foot in South Africa, one in Britain, and their dick in the Atlantic.
Employee 1: "Hey man, know anything about that guy who took Stan's old job in marketing?"

Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."
by The Killer Grizzly September 24, 2013
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Saltine American

slang for a race comment about white people
I am not a cracker i am a saltine american
by Brandi m dukes November 5, 2017
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