A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.
Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 26, 2022

This phrase is used to describe a really fat person, who can't be seen at night.
Synonyms: Kebab, Kebaba etc.
Synonyms: Kebab, Kebaba etc.
You're fatter than a Roy Biton.
You know who can see but cannot be seen?
A Biton at night.
You're such a fat Biton.
You know who can see but cannot be seen?
A Biton at night.
You're such a fat Biton.
by Kofadar September 24, 2022

by king_D__ August 8, 2023

by Jerkface2017 June 1, 2017

Jake: Who's roy and andrea
Me: oh they are 2 people u might not know but they are trully in love.
Jake: oh..okay.
Me: oh they are 2 people u might not know but they are trully in love.
Jake: oh..okay.
by bluenit27 December 13, 2019
